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The closest thing we have to parental supervision on here is John Green but I don’t think he counts
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#AirplanePickUpLines : nice legs what time do they get the fuck off the back of my chair
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Sometimes I’m like “sleep is for the weak”
Sometimes I’m like “sleep is for the week”
There is no in between.
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i was just sitting in my living room eating nerds and my 7 year old sister came up to me and whispered “you are what you eat” and that’s how i just got burned by my little sister
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imagine a dragon trying to blow up balloons but they keep setting on fire
it’s really sad
also imagine it trying to blow out the candles on its birthday cake
their birthdays must be awful
imagine dragons
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is this the origin story o “Swiggity swag, what’s in the bag?”?
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The best thing about my roommate getting tumblr is if he doesn’t reblog my text posts I can just go in his room and beat him up
he didn’t reblog this
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what should i do for my 15,000 post???
wait a second i fucked up
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what if you found out your mom had a tumblr with more followers than you
this is a terrible design for a book safe because I would definitely steal a book this thick on paper planes even if I wasn’t planning on robbing you before
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So I changed my language to pirate on facebook and I think facebook has been taking lessons from tumblr
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SPEAKING O FRIENDS
THIS ONE TIME I WAS BANNED FROM GOING TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE FOR YELLING FUCK
SO I TOOK OFF MY GLASSES AND CAME BACK THE NEXT DAY TO HANG OUT USING THE NAME JOEY WHEELER
HIS PARENTS NEVER KNEW
AND I WAS OVER AS ME THE NEXT WEEK AND THEY ASKED HIM WHATEVER HAPPENED TO JOEY
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